I’ve knocked out three more and have picked up some more men’s deodorant samples along the way. Some of these races happened a while ago. Here’s what I can remember:
Race 31: Eldorado Springs Run for the Cure
Date: August 27
Type: Run
Distance: 4 miles
Shwag: Race shirt + another shirt for trying on a pair of
Newtons + some Noosa + some gross bacon-flavored pumpkin seeds (I guess they
could not be gross. I dunno, I didn’t try them) + a Pasta Jay’s sticker +
dinner (oh how I love a race that feeds me a solid meal!)
It was a lovely late-summer evening and I was honored to
once again be joined by my good friend JenSki, who is on track to join me for
10 of my races. There were a few other Fast Forward people at the race too,
including Jen Szabo, who didn’t run but was nice enough to hold my phone for
me. And this is what you get when you ask Jen Szabo to hold your phone:
I had heard stories about this mid-week, Eldorado Springs
race before but I never had a reason to do it. But this year, it was a great
way to get in a race and dinner, and that’s a combination that can’t be beat. This
is a mid-week sleeper race. There’s a great
community vibe and the scenery is great. But, even with those pluses, there
were only a few hundred participants for this four-mile race. Maybe that's because it's deceptively tough.
| Me and the Jens |
The first two miles are downhill, which means that the last
two miles are uphill. Having ridden my bike to Eldo a bunch of times, I know
just how uphill it is and, unlike a lot of those around me, I kept it in check
for the first two miles because I knew I was going to suffer in the second
half.
| Newtons that I tried on and wore for the race. I know they say "nothing new on race day" but when you have 40 race days in a year, you have to make some exceptions. |
There’s a nice little post-race party at the Eldorado
Springs pool, with food and beer, so I was pretty excited to get to the finish
line. I was not, however, excited when the Avery guy refused to give me a beer
because I didn’t have an ID. I told him I was 40 and he still said no way.
Dude, please. If I’m going to lie about my age, am I really going to say I’m
40?
He still didn’t want to budge but, the older I get, the less
willing I am to take no for an answer, especially when a free beer is on the
line. Using my race bib as proof of my age, along with the help of the old guy
in line behind me, I badgered the guy until he gave me a beer. All in all, I’d
call it a successful race.
Date: August 29
Type: Trail run
Distance: 13.1 miles
Shwag: Tech shirt
Last year I did Bergen Peak on a whim. It was my first trail
race ever and, in retrospect, it was a stupid choice. This is NOT an easy race
and there were three distinct moments last year when I knew I was in trouble:
1. When I got out of the car and saw the mountain I was about to run up. 2.
When I told people it was my first trail race and they said things like “This
is your first trail race? Wow…” and then trailed off without looking me in the
eye. 3. When, two minutes before the race started, Jen Szabo, whom I had also
roped into my crazy race, said, “Is it just me, or is everyone here like
really, really fit?” and I looked around and noticed that everyone was like
really, really fit.
| Bergen Peak. It looks smaller than it really is. |
So, of course, you can see why I wanted to do this race
again.
The thing is, I had very little trail experience last year.
And this year, I have way more. I was eager to see whether or not I had learned
anything and/or gotten more fit. I had a five hour run on my schedule the day
of the Bergen Peak so I decided to take the race slow and use it as a chance to
have a lot of other people join me for the first three or so hours of my run.
Even though I was pacing myself for a five-hour effort, not a half marathon, my
goal was to see how close I could come to the previous year’s time, while
keeping my effort at a significantly easier pace.
All in all, I was about 10 minutes slower this year, but I
felt about 1000 times better, and I couldn’t have been happier about that. Not
only did I feel better, I ran a really smart race, as opposed to last year’s
really stupid race, and that was a big improvement. I took it easy, I chatted with people, I field properly, I offered encouragement, I have a water bottle to a guy who was wearing long pants and doing the race without water, I stopped to take pictures at the top, etc. etc.
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| Me at the top. It was smoky because of the wildfires in the Pacific Northwest. |
Unlike last year, I was also happy the entire time. In fact,
I was so happy with the race that when I crested the last hill and saw the
finish line, I jumped for joy, which I think slightly infuriated those around me but, that's not my problem. I had a lot left in the tank after this one,
which I should have, since I had a lot more to run. But, when I crossed the
finish line last year, I was in a hole, physically and mentally, and I don’t
think I crawled out of it for a long, long time.
I topped off my water at the finish line and then headed
back out for a few more hours, garnering looks of “is this girl nuts?” from
everyone at the finish line. As I was heading back up Bergen Peak, I passed
some hikers who were heading down and remembered that I had passed them earlier in the race, as I was heading down from the peak. After I went by, I heard one of them say, “she did
the race!” From the tone in the woman’s voice, I couldn’t tell if she was
impressed or thought I was nuts. I like to think it was a little bit of both.
I’d be lying if I said the rest of my run was as wonderful
as the first three hours. Things got rough out there and I had a brief moment where I
considered whether or not I wanted to do the 50k. If I was hurting that much at
20, how much will I hurt at 30? I kind of don’t want to know. But, in any long
event, there will be dark moments and you just have to put your head down and
work through them, knowing they won’t last. I used this rough patch as a chance
to practice how I’ll handle the situation when (not if) it crops up during my
race.
I took it one step at a time and thought about the amazing
burger and fries I was going to have when I was done. Also, Jen Szabo joined me
again this year, and we roped in Christie B. too. Even though we didn’t run together, it helped
to know that they were out there, somewhere, and would be waiting for me when I
finally finished up my run.
Just as I was emerging from my darkness, I saw Jen and
Christie on the trail ahead of me. It put a little more pep in my step to see
them and I ran to meet up with then and then jogged back into the car. After
lying around in the parking lot for a while, and then bathing in the sink at
the Evergreen Rec Center, we made our way to Illegal Burger, which has become a
Bergen Peak tradition.
Race 33: The Big Gay 5k
Date: September 13
Type: Run
Distance: 5K
Shwag: Cotton/Poly Shirt + reusable bag + lots of stuff to
eat + … men’s deodorant
| Shwag |
What’s even stranger is that, for some reason, I’ve saved
most of the men’s deodorant that I’ve gotten. Why? I don’t know. Is this how
hoarding starts? God, I hope not. Should I die suddenly and you come to clean
out my house, please don’t think that I have some kind of problem.
Anyway…
The Big Gay 5K was a really lovely race. The race was
incredibly supportive, and was more about community than competition. That’s
always a nice thing. It also took place in Boulder and started at 10:30. That
was really nice as well. I’d also say that this was one of the most costumed
races I’ve done, and that’s always entertaining, especially when there are people dressed like this…
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| Very festive. |
Jen Ski joined me for what I think was race #7 or #8. She
and I usually run at different paces but, since I had done a fairly lengthy
trail run the day before, I wasn’t up for racing and was planning to run right
around Jen’s speed. I say “right around Jen’s speed” because, unbeknownst to
her, I was planning to run slightly faster than her push her to go a little faster.
I wasn’t sure if this was a good idea or not so while Jen was taking care of
some pre-race logistics (that’s a nice way of saying “using the port-a-potty”),
I ran the plan by her partner, Teri. Teri gave me the go-ahead and so it was
on.
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| Smiles before the race! |
Jen and I have been friends for ten years now, which means
that I’ve subjected that poor girl to some crazy things, like running in
Wyoming in the middle of the night, doing this five-week bootcamp thing that started at the butt crack of dawn, and
doing a meditation retreat where we slept in a tent while it snowed outside. Out of all the
crazy things I’ve made Jen do, this was the first time I felt like she might
really be mad at me. But, if Jen really wanted to go easier, she could have.
And she didn’t. She hung in there like a trooper and, once we crossed the
finish line and the pukey feeling passed, she stopped hating me. (But she
really did hate me during the race, I think. And that’s okay.)
I think this picture from the race sums it all up perfectly.
I’m smiling, just a bit, and Jen looks… unsmiley.
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| Not as smiley at the finish line. |
Since the race started at 10:30, we were done around 11:00,
which we all know is the perfect time for brunch! Jen, Teri and I wrapped up a
lovely morning with some yumminess at Brasserie Ten Ten, and then I headed home
with another race under my belt, and one more shirt to cram into my drawer.




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